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Of course, when I say "a few minutes", I am not talking as in "I'll be ready in a few minutes", but the actual quantifiable unit of time. I am a man, well a 29 year old single man to be specific, but I will make this as simple as possible
I promise you this will be a fun ad. Really.
How do I know? Well, for one, because I wrote it. And for another, because it has pretty pictures!
Ready? PLEASE REFER TO THE IMAGES BELOW FOR DESCRIPTION. Here we go.
Since fall is right around us, I would like to find a dinner date for this weekend or future weekends and possibly more depending our interest levels.....
Now you need to know a little bit about me. First, let's talk about the physical aspects. You'll note when and if we first meet that I am (5'11"). This is a good thing, because I can reach things on high shelves, and am not an easy target for hoodlums unless they are very short and sneaky.
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You should also note the following: I keep my hair short. I have brown eyes, a nose, teeth and a smile with dimples. I am not male model material, but I have dated many women, the vast majority of whom would say I am "charming", "well dressed", "handsome" These words confound me. But I digress. I also have arms, hands, legs, and feet.
Now you may be saying to yourself, "Damn. This guy sounds pretty cool. However, I would bet that he is not interested in me." My response would be, "please try not to begin sentences with the word 'damn'." However, view this next picture:
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As you can see, I am interested in intelligent, funny people of all hair and eye colors (provided they have huge red mouths). Of course physical attraction is part-and-parcel (did I just use that phrase?), but I have very eclectic tastes, so why don't you give it a shot?
This is the part where I ask you to send a picture with your response. Not because I think I will get so many replies that I need to weed people out, but because I don't want to play the "blind date" game, where we stand in front of the restaurant like idiots waiting for someone who might look vaguely like our mental image of the other person. Thanks.
Of course, if our online courtship turns into a pleasant conversation or two, please expect that I will ask you out. That is what I might do.
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As you can see we would have a lovely dinner. However, we could also meet for coffee, or a drink. These are fun activities as well.
Finally, we come to the end of the date.
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It is entirely possible that I will do something to piss you off. This happens rarely, if not at all. You will probably not slap me, but I won't discount the possibility.
However, perhaps the date ends amicably. We will shake hands and part ways. Lovely.
Or, things go very well. Before the date ends, we're making plans for a second date. In this case, we might kiss goodnight. This would be a viable option, and I think we would like it very much.
The fourth option is that a huge, red question mark falls on us.
As far as age is concerned, again, I'm a 29yr old single male with a large appetite for women between the ages of 26-40. If you are a bit outside of this range it may work out. Regardless of whether you think I might be your type, I hope that you have enjoyed reading this monstrosity of a posting. If you like what you read, then you will like me. Or you could try something different and drop me a line. In any case, I'm fun. :)
Disclaimer: Guarantee: If this was not the most fun post you saw on Craig's List, please send me an email with your picture and a description of yourself, and I will be happy to take you out on a date. Come to think of it, that was the point of this post in the first place.
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